
In today’ society, particularly amongst the younger generation (although my 53-year-old mother is coming along quite nicely) it is common place to find people using a variety of ways to communicate. My favorite, hands down, is texting. Texting for me alleviates unnecessary conversation and gets straight to the point. I don’t have to turn down my music or push mute on my TV. Texting is one of my many GODSENDS!
But CLEARLY there are some people who have no idea how to properly use this feature (although the average 13-year-old can put them up on game). They piss me off even more than those who don’t use texting at all. So I decided to dedicate this post to the text message-challenged. Let’s get started, shall we?
1. Pay close attention to the number (either on the top or bottom of your phone screen), followed by a “/”, then another number. Example: my phone says 160/ 1 of 6. This means that I have 160 characters to type for 1 of 6 pages. Anymore than that will break up the message in 2 or more separate messages. Please try to limit your message to just one page people! Nothing is worse than getting a broken-ass text that I have to try and piece together to get the point. If you have THAT much to say, pick up the damn phone and call! (not sure if this feature is found on all cell phones. Check with your handy dandy notebook, read user guide, to see how this feature works on yours.)
2. I guess I should define what a CHARACTER is: a letter, number symbol and yes, in some cases, an empty space.
3. When attempting to abbreviate your text, please keep in mind that you are communicating YOUR thoughts to someone else. Abbreviate so that they will understand what the hell you’re trying to say. For instance, lets take the text “Are you still coming to the party?”. When abbreviated, it should read: “R u stll cmng 2 the prty?”. PLEASE don’t try to abbreviate simple three-letter words like ‘the’. Also, don’t listen to these anuses who sit around and create these “abbreviation lists” and expect people to actually memorize/use it First of all, they’re not so much abbreviations as they are acronyms; there’s a slight difference between the two. Check out this list of bullshit codes we’re expected to know but don’t (other than the standard LOL): http://www.webopedia.com/quick_ref/textmessageabbreviations.asp. Once you’ve checked it out, realize how ridiculous the shit is and simply abbreviate from here on out. Please and thank you.
4. Promptness is a courtesy; EXTEND IT. It doesn’t take long to send a response to someone after receiving a text. If you simply cannot respond because of work or meetings, a simple “txt u ltr” will suffice. Nothing irritates me more than when someone is ignoring (that’s really what it is) a text and then when you speak to them, they use the “I was busy” excuse. Hey, newsflash–THAT’S WHAT TEXTING IS FOR!It’s a quick method to converse when you don’t have time for a lengthy discussion. Allow no more than an hour (and that’s being REEAAALLLLYYYYY generous) to get back to someone via text. And finally, class…
5. TEXT ARGUING. I’m guilty of it. Yeah I know…shoot me. But this wouldn’t be a proper lesson if I didn’t include this rule. Understand that arguing, in any method, activates your adrenal glands and increases your heart rate. You become fixated on the argument and everything else is secondary. This can be quite dangerous, especially while you’re driving. If you find yourself in an all out text war while driving, as have I , PULL OVER. I’m sure you don’t want to be dead AND mad all at the same time. Also when text arguing, understand that once you type it in and press SEND, you cant take it back. Be careful not to say anything that will sever your relationships for good, even if you are that pissed off. Take time to review your text as if you were person to potentially receive it; unless it is your intention to never speak to that person again, delete or save a draft (if possible) and reconsider if you’re giving off the wrong vibe. Trust me on this one.
Alrighty! Class dismissed.