We women will never know how it feels to shove a hard, pulsating penis deep into a wet, warm vaginal canal. I mean there are always strap-ons, but we’re all intelligent enough to know that its just not the same. So here’s a step-by-step method of self-pleasure that will get you as close to how he feels as you can get:
STEP 1: Lay flat on your stomach, placing your preferred hand comfortably between the lips of your Lucy.
STEP 2: Slowly start massaging your clitoris until it reaches its swollen point.
STEP 3: Insert your middle finger into your Lucy to moisten. Contrary to popular belief a moist vagina doesn’t necessarily equate to having an orgasm. Honey baby chile, If one more man tells me he knows I came because he felt wetness , I WILL DIE! The vagina lubricates itself when a foreign object is inserted; it’s for its own protection. Smart bitch, ain’t she?
Step 4: Once you’re wet, start rotating your hips, connecting your clitoris to one or more of your fingers. Keep you fingers and hands still and laying flat against the bed/floor/whatever. Your pelvis should have full control. Move your hips back and forth, also in circular motion. Imitate the movements that a man makes when he inside of you.You’ll find yourself having that “Single White Female” moment; literally humping the bed. Then, Bada-boom, Bada-bing!! Heaven!
This technique in masturbation isnt new but most women tend to lay on their backs and/or use a dildo. So if you’ve never tried it this way, give a shot.

