I Used A Good Pair of Panties on THIS?!

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  A man’s ability to sexually please a woman is dependent on several factors, including his previous experience, his physical capabilities and his desire to actually want to do a good job. But many men fall short with not knowing how to properly perform the art of foreplay. Have you ever been in that moment with a man and all you’re thinking is “WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE’S DOING???” LOL!.   Here’s a list of some of the worst foreplay performers I’ve come across:

• The Kiss and Stick Men: The ones who gives you two pecks on the lips and BAM! He just drives his manhood right up in you.  No thought or imagination in it. Selfish asses!
• The Almost There-ers: The kind of man that is “cunning” you OUT, gets you RIGHT THERE then completely loses you by doing something stupid and random like licking your thigh! WTF?? These are the ones I CANT STAND; teasing me with my own damn orgasm!
• Mr. Predictable: He starts at the neck, do a couple of light kisses, go down to the breasts massage and sucks on those then works his way down, rubbing your thighs and then goes in between your legs, finds your “love spot” and…BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 
• Mr. All-Over-The-Place: The man that has his hands, tongue and lips EVERYWHERE; no rhythm, no groove and a complete waste of my good panties. 
• The Tough-Meat Munchers: Eating on Lucy like he hasn’t had a descent meal in weeks! Then he does that vigorous head-shaking thing, like that’s supposed to get me aroused. It does nothing but sets him up to get slapped.
• Man-In-Need-Of-Manicure: OOHHH!! This man has the nerve to want to touch the most sensitive spot on a woman’s body by taking his dry, ashy hands and brittle nails and start digging in Lucy  like he’s searching for gold! Get off me!! I HATE YOU!  

Ladies, we need to demand better, this is completely unacceptable.  That is all.

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